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XVCountess: Are you at all tired, or tired but can't get to sleep?
LogansRogue: Dunno
LogansRogue: Hey I thought of a new religion
LogansRogue: Catism
XVCountess: ??
LogansRogue: It's edict is that Catliness is next to Godliness
LogansRogue: And all you do is try to be like a cat
XVCountess: :-)
LogansRogue: Because cats are perfect
LogansRogue: LOLOL
LogansRogue: It all falls down when you consider cats lick their bums
XVCountess: Um, yeah.
XVCountess: Somehow I don';t think that one will catch on. I've been wondering if we could make the Titanic into a religion. The three Gods could be Master, Owner and Builder. The Master is the God that controls the rhythms of the earth, weather, seasons, etc., as well as fate--the "pilot" of the earth. The Builder is the God of creation--of people, animals, plants, birth and change of the land--always creating and perfecting, making small adjustments. The Owner...would be Satan. :-)
LogansRogue: LOLOL
LogansRogue: That's as strange as my Cat religion
XVCountess: Dude, there's no way that's as strange as the Cat Religion.
XVCountess: :-)
LogansRogue: Uhhh.... I think my cat religion is nice and simple thank you
LogansRogue: What would yours be called? Titanicism?
LogansRogue: Catism VS Titanicism... Which is Stupider?
XVCountess: And the Titanic religion would see the earth as a ship on an unending sea, where we have to work to avoid the icebergs--global warming, poverty, nucler war, etc. LOL!! THey're both stupid, but which one is MORE STUPID?
LogansRogue: Catism would teach the glory in resting the body
LogansRogue: The goodness in being limber
LogansRogue: And... that cleanliness is only relative to how spiky your tongue is
XVCountess: Adn the ultimate goal of lying in a sunny patch all day and licking yourself.
LogansRogue: Exactly!! Who DOESN'T want to lick themselves?!
XVCountess: Umm... Me for one.
LogansRogue: Oh.
LogansRogue: Well you can be a Titanicist can't you?
XVCountess: And let's make mine "Titanity".
LogansRogue: And I can be a froody Catist that sits around all day licking myself and being generally funky and furry
LogansRogue: Titany sounds like 'Infamy'
XVCountess: And I can offer sacrifices (known as "forum posts") to the Titanity God of Creation. :-)
LogansRogue: You just like worshipping O He that shall not be Named.
(It shall hereby be stated that I love my cat dearly)
XVCountess: Why shalt He not be named? For His name is that of the Giver of Life--whoa, this is easier than I thought, to create a new religion! I've already got the holy ditatribe down. :-) And hey--new religious holidays, to coincide with any time I don't want to write an exam, hand in a paper... But that would be evil.
LogansRogue: LOLOL
LogansRogue: Dunno
LogansRogue: Hey I thought of a new religion
LogansRogue: Catism
XVCountess: ??
LogansRogue: It's edict is that Catliness is next to Godliness
LogansRogue: And all you do is try to be like a cat
XVCountess: :-)
LogansRogue: Because cats are perfect
LogansRogue: LOLOL
LogansRogue: It all falls down when you consider cats lick their bums
XVCountess: Um, yeah.
XVCountess: Somehow I don';t think that one will catch on. I've been wondering if we could make the Titanic into a religion. The three Gods could be Master, Owner and Builder. The Master is the God that controls the rhythms of the earth, weather, seasons, etc., as well as fate--the "pilot" of the earth. The Builder is the God of creation--of people, animals, plants, birth and change of the land--always creating and perfecting, making small adjustments. The Owner...would be Satan. :-)
LogansRogue: LOLOL
LogansRogue: That's as strange as my Cat religion
XVCountess: Dude, there's no way that's as strange as the Cat Religion.
XVCountess: :-)
LogansRogue: Uhhh.... I think my cat religion is nice and simple thank you
LogansRogue: What would yours be called? Titanicism?
LogansRogue: Catism VS Titanicism... Which is Stupider?
XVCountess: And the Titanic religion would see the earth as a ship on an unending sea, where we have to work to avoid the icebergs--global warming, poverty, nucler war, etc. LOL!! THey're both stupid, but which one is MORE STUPID?
LogansRogue: Catism would teach the glory in resting the body
LogansRogue: The goodness in being limber
LogansRogue: And... that cleanliness is only relative to how spiky your tongue is
XVCountess: Adn the ultimate goal of lying in a sunny patch all day and licking yourself.
LogansRogue: Exactly!! Who DOESN'T want to lick themselves?!
XVCountess: Umm...
LogansRogue: Oh.
LogansRogue: Well you can be a Titanicist can't you?
XVCountess: And let's make mine "Titanity".
LogansRogue: And I can be a froody Catist that sits around all day licking myself and being generally funky and furry
LogansRogue: Titany sounds like 'Infamy'
XVCountess: And I can offer sacrifices (known as "forum posts") to the Titanity God of Creation. :-)
LogansRogue: You just like worshipping O He that shall not be Named.
(It shall hereby be stated that I love my cat dearly)
XVCountess: Why shalt He not be named? For His name is that of the Giver of Life--whoa, this is easier than I thought, to create a new religion! I've already got the holy ditatribe down. :-) And hey--new religious holidays, to coincide with any time I don't want to write an exam, hand in a paper... But that would be evil.
LogansRogue: LOLOL
