Mother is insane.

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Let's see, here's a list of things she's done tonight, and things she's said.

- She got my dad to whip out his 'old man' and put one of those magnifying sheets in front of it. I wouldn't mind so much - but I was IN THE ROOM.
- She said, "I cook like a bitch!" in a ghetto accent.
- She just said, "I'm gonna beat yo momma and do her up the ass."

Now she's talking about herself in the third person, cause she lost a spoon. She said, "Yes, she's on her way." I said, "You're talking about yourself in the third person, you must be drunk." And she replied, "All I can say to you is, do you like washing arses?" And I'm like huh? and she says, "Well I'm getting that forgetful..." Yeah, she's going senile all right.

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Never a normal day in the Lorenz household.