Oh noes! It's Carboggeddon!

[logansrogue]

Here's my take on Piers Akerman's very public flailfest over the new carbon pricing scheme:

PAGANS! CULTISTS! DARK AGES! ARGLE-GARBLE-BRAARGLE!

I’m all over that shit!  Bring on the witches!  Where’s my twenty cats and virgins and orgies and fuckall? Apparently (And I read this in a really reputable book about witchcraft I bought at a five dollar sale) Isobel Gowdie, a witch from the actual Dark Ages, reported that the Lord of Hell has a scaled dick which is both mangling to the ladybits and pleasureable.  I might skip out on that and stick to the Lesbi-Wicca-Sex.  And humping drugged broomsticks.

See, Piers, I’m not seeing the downside of this doom of which you speak.  You need to pick a better hyperbolic metaphor.