Guts hurting...

[logansrogue]

Dear God,

The pain! Please make it stop!

Love,
Nancy.

~~*~~

Dear Nancy,

Sorry. No can do. How about I whore my only begotten Son to you in dream form again tonight?

Total and utter universal love that defies description,
God.

~~*~~

Dear God,

Well, let's see. I had a dream where I carried TWO of his children. Sure, in the dream I was Mary Magdelene. Now, unless the dream-sperm of your Son can heal my uterus from its terrible illness, then ... oh, what am I saying? Lay the dream on me. I can never say no to Jesus.

Damn you, God. You know my weaknesses.

In sacreligious love,
Nancy.

~~*~~

Dearest Nancy,

Love me whatever way you like, as long as you love me.

Kisses,
God.

~~*~~

Dear God,

Okay, that just sounded creepy.

Love,
Nancy.

~~*~~

Nancy,

Whoops.

-God.

Comments

[exhaledeeply.livejournal.com]

haha, this made me lol.

[berenicepotter.livejournal.com]

LOl aw, nancy *hugs*

[nousia.livejournal.com]

Awww.

*hugs*

[sakurakiss.livejournal.com]

*dies of laughter*

[bcp.livejournal.com]

O_o

*gobsmacked awe*

[nephron.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

[nephron.livejournal.com]

Are you going to be home late this afternoon/early evening? I was thinking of dropping by for a quarter-hour or so.