Fuck you, Tom Nook!

[logansrogue]

Fuck you, you big-balled furry bastard. I have two little characters here, overLOADED with fish to sell, and you're busy upgrading the fucking shop. WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT? WHY HAVE A WHOLE DAY GONE? What the FUCK WERE THE GAME WRITERS THINKING!?

Fuck them. I'm going to play Cooking Mama.

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[midnightrevelry.livejournal.com]

*cracks up* Ah, Animal Crossing agitation. I sympathize.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

People say to me, "If the game annoys you that much, why play it?"

I don't think they get it. I need to get the bigger house. I need to find the rarest fish! I need to fill that fucking museum from cobblestone to lintel! I want to hear all of KK Slider's groovy songs! I want to find that fucking kitten's mother so she can stop crying accusingly at me every time I go for a freakin' walk! I need to have an orchid FULL of ever fruit I can fuckin' find!

THEN and only then can I put that cartridge away and say "I played the FUCK out of that game." *nods*

[fengi.livejournal.com]

[midnightrevelry.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Exactly!

I have Animal Crossing for the GameCube, so I'm not sure what's the same and what's different, but have you managed to catch some bees yet? I've had this game for years, yet they elude me still. *sigh*

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

...HAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I saw some bees before, but the character I was playing had no tools (I got her on the day Tom Nook was setting up bigger shop in the thought that maybe I might circumvent his being closed, and I did until she finished her chores with him, then he was closed again, the motherfucker). I aim to try to catch one.

My sister went on about Animal Crossing when she had it on her Gamecube, but I never played it. I resist consoles. I guess it stems from my childhood snobbery. Everyone was playing atari and my brother went and got the Commodore 64. I was like, "Console? Cartridges? DUDE. This one has a KEYBOARD. It takes DISKS, bitch!" But I just like typing shit, I think.

But DS is different - it's totally portable. This makes it really really fucking awesome. I love having a portable game system SO MUCH. All those little moments where I was left to wait in boredom - now FILLED WITH TINY PIXEL GOODNESS!!

[zzzzsleep.livejournal.com]

But now, Tom Nook will have a much bigger shop! With even more useless crap that you don't want or need!

[angriest.livejournal.com]

I'm really sad they didn't include Animal Crossing characters in the latest Smash Bros game, cause there's nothing I'd like more than the ability to punch Tom Nook in the face.

[midnightrevelry.livejournal.com]

Aw shit, now I'm jealous; I want to take pixelly goodness with me wherever I go, too!

*kicks her boyfriend* When the fuck are YOU gonna get me a DS?

I swear, some girls have all the luck! :P Anyway, good luck with your AC endeavors!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

It was a total fluke, I swear. Getting a boyfriend thing.

And that bee was just a honey-bee. Not the expensive ones that sit on a tree.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Oh, you said it, buddy.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Except I like flowers and stationary. I write to Filbert and Truffles a lot. Truffles is Aldo's best friend.