Fuck you, Tom Nook!

[logansrogue]

Fuck you, you big-balled furry bastard. I have two little characters here, overLOADED with fish to sell, and you're busy upgrading the fucking shop. WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT? WHY HAVE A WHOLE DAY GONE? What the FUCK WERE THE GAME WRITERS THINKING!?

Fuck them. I'm going to play Cooking Mama.

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[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I saw some bees before, but the character I was playing had no tools (I got her on the day Tom Nook was setting up bigger shop in the thought that maybe I might circumvent his being closed, and I did until she finished her chores with him, then he was closed again, the motherfucker). I aim to try to catch one.

My sister went on about Animal Crossing when she had it on her Gamecube, but I never played it. I resist consoles. I guess it stems from my childhood snobbery. Everyone was playing atari and my brother went and got the Commodore 64. I was like, "Console? Cartridges? DUDE. This one has a KEYBOARD. It takes DISKS, bitch!" But I just like typing shit, I think.

But DS is different - it's totally portable. This makes it really really fucking awesome. I love having a portable game system SO MUCH. All those little moments where I was left to wait in boredom - now FILLED WITH TINY PIXEL GOODNESS!!

[midnightrevelry.livejournal.com]

Aw shit, now I'm jealous; I want to take pixelly goodness with me wherever I go, too!

*kicks her boyfriend* When the fuck are YOU gonna get me a DS?

I swear, some girls have all the luck! :P Anyway, good luck with your AC endeavors!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

It was a total fluke, I swear. Getting a boyfriend thing.

And that bee was just a honey-bee. Not the expensive ones that sit on a tree.