Cappin's Log...

[logansrogue]

Hello, me scallywags, me scurvy seafarin' friends,

Well, I tell you this now. I be wearin' me special, feathery pirate hat all this day and without fail. Even when I perform me victuals and me ablutions. I even be postin' pictures of me latest adventures as a pirate.

Mad Bonney may even tell ye some wild tales of the seven seas! If you stick around and ply me fine self with some rum!




Here I be with my most talktative little friend, Bowie the Parrot!


Arrr! I ran foul of ol' Poseidon an' 'e turned me into a mermaid! I wa'd nearly carried away by a lecherous sailor! But arrr, he took pity on me and turned me back when I 'elped his fair daughter escape from a cruel sailor who 'ad stoled her red cap and made her 'is wife!


Aaaaah, this be after some time with a gypsy! She gave me some of her fine wares and some good fortune in exchange fer a pearl!


THIS be my piratical pet, Mad Lenny!! He even have 'is own parrot! 'E comes on the boat and deals with the rats. Me rough'n'ready crew gets mad at him though. They like the odd rat themselves an' Lenny gobbles them all up! AARGH-AH-Hahaha!


Arrr, hello thar, Cabin-Boy Charlie!


Charlie: Avast, me bonnie wee Cappin'!


Rrrrg! Ye cheeky sod! How dare ye speak in such a way to your good Cappin'!? To the whippin' post with YE!


Charlie: YAY! The WHIPPIN' POST!


Mmm, Arrr, he do got some spirit in 'im!



Well! Forget ye NOT to talk like a pirate, me fellow buccaneers and me landlubber pals! Talk like a pirate day come but one day a year.

But ol' Mad Bonney? She be a pirate for ALWAYS!

Yours,

Comments

[myemmie.livejournal.com]

you are too awesome for words.

[eackerman.livejournal.com]

Fun stuff! Thanks for sharing, and thank Lenny for not eating his parrot.

[lykeleia.livejournal.com]

OMG *dies* How do you do it?

And how in ever did you get your cat to agree, sit still, be put in that outfit?! LMAO. I love it!

[nousia.livejournal.com]

Teehee. XD

*picks tongue off keyboard*

[sir-devans.livejournal.com]

DAMN! You look extremely hot as a mermaid. If I ever catch up to Poseidon again I'll slap him 'round a bit for turning you back.