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logansrogue) wrote2006-02-20 02:35 am
logansrogue) wrote2006-02-20 02:35 am
Feh! Feh on you, Lohan!
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My dear girl. You look ridiculous trying to be Liza. You will never be Liza. Shit, I'LL never be Liza, and I try a damned lot harder than you do!
Just. No. Nein. Never. Forget it. You'd have to be able to sing jazz first, and I'm still unconvinced of you being able to sing at ALL. Sure, you can dance, but fuck, Cabaret is set in a 1930's skanky-ho dive. If singing wasn't high on the list of priorities of the performers there, dancing musn't have been either.
Point being. You, Lindsay, are indeed skanky enough to play a girl down on her luck. But you don't have the verve, the spunk nor the charisma to be either Sally or ANY of the Kit-Kat girls. Even if it's just pretend for a stupid Premiere photo shoot.
Newsflash - you're no Elizabeth Taylor either!
My dear girl. You look ridiculous trying to be Liza. You will never be Liza. Shit, I'LL never be Liza, and I try a damned lot harder than you do!
Just. No. Nein. Never. Forget it. You'd have to be able to sing jazz first, and I'm still unconvinced of you being able to sing at ALL. Sure, you can dance, but fuck, Cabaret is set in a 1930's skanky-ho dive. If singing wasn't high on the list of priorities of the performers there, dancing musn't have been either.
Point being. You, Lindsay, are indeed skanky enough to play a girl down on her luck. But you don't have the verve, the spunk nor the charisma to be either Sally or ANY of the Kit-Kat girls. Even if it's just pretend for a stupid Premiere photo shoot.
Newsflash - you're no Elizabeth Taylor either!
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She's too fricking bony to be Liz Taylor! That's from Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, right? Liz had CURVES and BREASTS in that movie.
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