Feh! Feh on you, Lohan!

[logansrogue]

http://img125.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lohanimg4373hb.jpg

My dear girl. You look ridiculous trying to be Liza. You will never be Liza. Shit, I'LL never be Liza, and I try a damned lot harder than you do!

Just. No. Nein. Never. Forget it. You'd have to be able to sing jazz first, and I'm still unconvinced of you being able to sing at ALL. Sure, you can dance, but fuck, Cabaret is set in a 1930's skanky-ho dive. If singing wasn't high on the list of priorities of the performers there, dancing musn't have been either.

Point being. You, Lindsay, are indeed skanky enough to play a girl down on her luck. But you don't have the verve, the spunk nor the charisma to be either Sally or ANY of the Kit-Kat girls. Even if it's just pretend for a stupid Premiere photo shoot.

Newsflash - you're no Elizabeth Taylor either!

Comments

[berenicepotter.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmm, that was a little creepy.

[nightfalltwen.livejournal.com]

Newsflash - you're no Elizabeth Taylor either!

She's too fricking bony to be Liz Taylor! That's from Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, right? Liz had CURVES and BREASTS in that movie.

[sakurakiss.livejournal.com]

I hate that girl. And she just looks trashy in those photos. Hell, 19 years old and posing like THAT is skank...like those 12 year olds who dress like Britney Spears. *gag*

[theriverdark.livejournal.com]

I'm going against popular opinion again. I like Linsday Lohan. Oh, don't get me wrong, she can't sing worth beans, her music videos are atrocious and that blond-bone-thin phase was scary as hell (thank god she's bouncing back from that), but, in all honestly, I think she's a darned good actress. Nothing great, mind you, but generally solid in her performances. Freaky Friday, Mean Girls... She can act.

And when she is redheaded and curvy (a look I hope she returns to)? Rrrrowl. Very Ann-Margret.

[crzydemona.livejournal.com]

Okay... I like Lohan. I think she's pretty hot when she's not a twig and when she's a red head.... BUT...

Wow, those pictures suck. blech.

Liz had HIPS damn it... They padded her bra, but didn't pad the hips.
http://www.stinalisa.com/liztaylorbutter.jpg

[commanderteddog.livejournal.com]

::head, meet desk::

Those photos are creeeepy. Look at the eyes and expression. They're... lifeless. She's not human looking.

Makes listening to her music videos ripped apart on Fromage all the more sweeter. I'll spare you the search:
http://edthesock.com/Downloads/d_op=getit/lid=343.html
One's the last video on that clip. Sorta low quality audio and video, but have fun.

[melalucci.livejournal.com]

I think she kinda looks like her, but like you, I'm not overly impressed with Lindsay Lohan, either. She used to be gorgeous, but then she got all anorexic and blonde and...yuck. I kinda like some of her songs, but I like trashy pop anyway. LOL

[sweetinstigator.livejournal.com]

okaaaaaay..elizabeth taylor had womenly curves right?

right.

thought so.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

It's - terrifying.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Exactly. Just - ARGH! No!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

She sadly abandoned what I liked most about her - spunky, red-headed, not hollywood beautiful. :(

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Lohan being Lohan doesn't bother me. She should go for it. Be Lohan!

Lohan being Liza - that shits me. LOL!

[nephron.livejournal.com]

...her music videos? She has music videos?

[shadzane.livejournal.com]

Don't be too hard on her. She's just playing dressup, and probably in costumes suggested by the photogapher...

[starfyre01.livejournal.com]

Those are TERRIBLE! Her eyes look like she's dead *shudders*

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I know. The whole point of Sally is that she's a spark of life that you can't imaging stopping.