'Narcosis Totalled Deistic Fulcrum' 8/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Yuckier Balloons Dumbest' 10/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 24th April 2006.)
Records Sold:
1,058,749 in total (380,514 albums, 678,235 singles).
Reputation:
Cult
Groupies:
exhaledeeply is forever plotting to remove apolla from the band and is currently developing a unique instrument comprised of a dildo with strings attached. It works as well as fyrdrakken's pelvis.
Other
After a thorough investigation by the United Nations, Bitch-tits McAfferty were found to be in breach of a number of fundemental human rights laws through the release of the unrepentably bad 'Whist Jubas'.
Bitch-tits McAfferty Member Profiles
logansrogue
logansrogue seems to model themselves on James Dean but looks and sounds more like James Dean Bradfield. We suggest that logansrogue stays off the pies and spends more time fuckin' rehearsing!
apolla
Without ever being the focal point of Bitch-tits McAfferty's sound, apolla's intricate stylings add depth to the bands music.
fyrdrakken
fyrdrakken is fairly competent when it comes to playing the bass. However fyrdrakken spends too much time trying to emulate their influences.
angiej
Throughout Bitch-tits McAfferty's career angiej has been all to willing to fade into the background and let apolla and logansrogue take charge of the band's image. Because of this it is easy to overlook the drummer's positive contribution to the band.
midnight_ljc
midnight_ljc is an egotistical cunt and is nowhere near as good as they believe they are. They should be brought back to earth with a swift kick to the gonads.
I knew it all along
logansrogue (vocals)
Although they have their critics on both sides of the Atlantic logansrogue's vocal talent is one Rendan's' strongest assets.
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