I get the weirdest pick-up lines...
Today's offering from OKCupid:
O, how I'm tempted to answer that in various sacreligious ways. Let's see...
- Sure. He's chillin' with Hathor and Aphrodite.
- In my heart *and* my loins. I love a man with dark long hair and a beard.
- Is he ever! Jewish men are my kryptonite!
- Yes. I also have Thoth in my brain, Aphrodite in my vag and Thor in my fists.
I'm guessing he won't like any of those, so I won't answer his goofy pick-up line. But seriously, why do I get these strange offerings?
Hey Babe.
Have u got Jesus in your heart?
O, how I'm tempted to answer that in various sacreligious ways. Let's see...
- Sure. He's chillin' with Hathor and Aphrodite.
- In my heart *and* my loins. I love a man with dark long hair and a beard.
- Is he ever! Jewish men are my kryptonite!
- Yes. I also have Thoth in my brain, Aphrodite in my vag and Thor in my fists.
I'm guessing he won't like any of those, so I won't answer his goofy pick-up line. But seriously, why do I get these strange offerings?