AHAHahahahaa.

I asked Mum when the dinner would be ready. She's slow-cooking some curry. She goes, "I have to do the rice yet, and you don't want..." She trailed off and said that she couldn't phrase it that I didn't want "hard meat" and then she said, "No, I can't say that you don't want to eat hard meat..." Pause. "Let's just say that you want it tender."

I'm still laughing.