Dear Uterus...
It seems you have formed a coup with my brain to bring me as much pain as possible.
But AHA! You did not reckon on the buscopan! Unfortunately, neither did my brain. I am now in a dizzy, strange state where my brain is floating. It's not unlike being drunk and/or high on pot. I think I'll do a painting. How bohemian of me.
Thank you for behaving. The pain I've been having is enough lately.
Love,
Your Sentient Host.
D'you know what I had at breakfast time this morning? I'll tells you.
- 2 buscopan
- 1 Arthrex
- 2 Paracetamol
- 1 40mg Propranolol
- 1 iron tablet cause, dude, I'm bleeding.
When I was little, and I saw Judy Garland singing, I thought, "Wow. I want to be as awesome as her one day."
Well, I got halfway there.
But AHA! You did not reckon on the buscopan! Unfortunately, neither did my brain. I am now in a dizzy, strange state where my brain is floating. It's not unlike being drunk and/or high on pot. I think I'll do a painting. How bohemian of me.
Thank you for behaving. The pain I've been having is enough lately.
Love,
Your Sentient Host.
D'you know what I had at breakfast time this morning? I'll tells you.
- 2 buscopan
- 1 Arthrex
- 2 Paracetamol
- 1 40mg Propranolol
- 1 iron tablet cause, dude, I'm bleeding.
When I was little, and I saw Judy Garland singing, I thought, "Wow. I want to be as awesome as her one day."
Well, I got halfway there.