Owwww

Well, Nancy and Tina the drunkard sots returned home. Being Scotty the mischievous, I'm not the best person to be around while hopelessly drunk. With careful nudging I've made -
Nancy make Tina eat catfood.
Tina eat Nancy's muffin.
There was tomato sauce all over the floor.

These two are funny.

Destruct-O-Match II

Hey folks! Just thought I'd start a discussion on the newest game to hit Neopia. I miss the old one like mad, but I think I can lick the new one with a bit of practice. The less neopoints thing annoys me. But I guess you can get them easier with this game.

Now, uhm - what I have figured out are the bricks. And what bricks to get rid of first and stuff. I think I might write a quick guide about it cause there doesn't seem to be any around yet.

Anyone have any tips of their own? Lemme know.

-Napalm Nacey, Pirate of the Seven Seas. Arrr.
PS - I want a pirate flag for my neohome - SO BAD!

A little discussion with a Main!Muse...

[Nacey walks up to the little corner of her brain that houses a certain Muse. He's happily playing Exploding Snap with Ron, while Hermione is lazing next to him and reading a book. Nacey walks right up to the boy in question and crosses her arms, lifting a brow at him.]

Harry: SNAP! Ow!
Ron: Bastard. Serves you right.
Nacey: [clears throat]
Harry: [looks up] Oh, hi! [smiles broadly]
Nacey: You... you are an evil, vile little boy.
Harry: [looks suddenly innocent, and starts shuffling the cards in his hands] I don't know what you're talking about.
Nacey: [kneels in front of him, narrowing her eyes at him] Oh, no. I bet you don't. I bet you know nothing about a dream that came upon me last night.
Harry: A dream, eh?
Nacey: Yes. A dream where I was on the Hogwarts Express, and a certain jet-black haired youth was canoodling up to me, smiling charmingly, treating me like a right princess.
Harry: [still looking innocent, but glancing at Hermione, who is only smirking knowingly] You don't say.
Nacey: Yes. One would almost think that he WANTED something from me!
Harry: [shrugs and smiles at Hermione]
Hermione: [serene smile]
Harry: [clears throat] Well! Uhm, did it work?
Nacey: Yes. You dirty little bastard, it did. I'll be working on Harriet this week. [stomps off] Poor Ares, I don't know how I'll repay the guy...
Hermione: [watching Nacey leave, smiles] I told you it would work.
Ron: You must *really* want girl-sex with Harry.
Hermione: [salient smirk]
Harry: [blushes and smiles, dealing out cards]

Yo, HO!

Song Lyrics: Yo Ho- A Pirate'S Life For Me

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me
We pillage, we plunder we rifle and loot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me
We extort, we pilfer we filch and sack
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Maraud and embezzle and even high-jack
Drink up me hearties yo ho
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me
We kindle and char inflame and ignite
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We burn up the city we're really a fright
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We're rascals, scoundrels villains, and knaves
Drink up me hearties yo ho
We're devils and black sheep - really bad eggs
Drink up me hearties yo ho
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho