Sounds like something even Elvis would stop and say "Oh, now you gotta be kidding me, I ain't eatin' that!" at.

I mean - deep frying them?! You have to marvel at human imagination. It creates something as inconcievably refined and manifactured as the Twinkie. Then it decides to see how much more unhealthy it can make it, and managed to by quite a huge stretch. That's amazing. That's human ingenuity at work right there. That's millions of years of evolution coming to fruition. Don't you feel inspired?!