People say to me, "If the game annoys you that much, why play it?"

I don't think they get it. I need to get the bigger house. I need to find the rarest fish! I need to fill that fucking museum from cobblestone to lintel! I want to hear all of KK Slider's groovy songs! I want to find that fucking kitten's mother so she can stop crying accusingly at me every time I go for a freakin' walk! I need to have an orchid FULL of ever fruit I can fuckin' find!

THEN and only then can I put that cartridge away and say "I played the FUCK out of that game." *nods*