Colonoscopy is a breeze. For me it was anyway. Fast, go in, sit around for a little bit, they wheel you into the room and then before you can even get too nervous about it they knock you out.

Centrelink, yeah it's a pain. Is the special one for people with disabilities or medical shit easier on people than the normal Newstart? It'd have to be, so maybe it won't *as* bad? And it's not like you'll have to work straight away, you'll just have to look for work, which is as easy as looking in the paper and on the net. And you'll only have to go to hand the form in once a fortnight. So it isn't too bleak.