Fuck you, Brett Ratner!

The man that destroyed the original X-Men franchise, FOLKS!

Now we are doomed to prequels, remakes and NO ANNA PAQUIN IN BLACK TIGHT LEATHER.

Oh noes! It's Carboggeddon!

Here's my take on Piers Akerman's very public flailfest over the new carbon pricing scheme:

PAGANS! CULTISTS! DARK AGES! ARGLE-GARBLE-BRAARGLE!

I’m all over that shit!  Bring on the witches!  Where’s my twenty cats and virgins and orgies and fuckall? Apparently (And I read this in a really reputable book about witchcraft I bought at a five dollar sale) Isobel Gowdie, a witch from the actual Dark Ages, reported that the Lord of Hell has a scaled dick which is both mangling to the ladybits and pleasureable.  I might skip out on that and stick to the Lesbi-Wicca-Sex.  And humping drugged broomsticks.

See, Piers, I’m not seeing the downside of this doom of which you speak.  You need to pick a better hyperbolic metaphor.