Dad's Opinion of Master Chef:

"These cooks are not COOL." Pause. "They are not COOL cooks!"

Funny moment yesterday.

One of the common side effects of Endometriosis is sharp jabbing pains up the colon. It's like you're being stabbed in the ass with a sharp metal pike.

My gay best friend Tom was visiting, and I had a sudden, rude and alarming jab of pain up my colon. I jump and cry, "Ow, my ass!"

"I didn't do it!!" he cries.