Intuos3/Nacey = OTP!!!

I got my Intuos3 graphics tablet today.

OH MY GOD, I AM IN LOVE. SATISFACTION! JOY! FREEDOM OF CREATION! It 's so responsive! It's so sensitive! It's everything I want in a man, in a TABLET! *cuddles it to her chest tightly*

It has this crazy scrolling ZOOM groove on the side of it! You can't even tell there's like, digitalness in there! It just looks like an ordinary piece of plastic. BUT IT ZOOMS!

I want to marry it and have its electronic babies. It is FUCKING SWEET.

Sarah Haskins is the fucking shit.

Okay, so there's this chick that's been doing these cable tv spots for about a year now. Her name is Sarah Haskins. And boy, is she a hit amongst the Feminist Blogosphere! She takes on everything that us women have to deal with - daytime TV, personalities, stupid skin care ads, weddings, diets, online dating, chocolate! Her segment is called Target Women. Here's a sample: