Last voice post now transcribed!

If you had no idea what the fuck I was saying in my last voice post, worry not! For I have transcribed it! :-D Just check the post and hit the lj-cut and you'll see what that weird accented gobble-dee-gook was actually supposed to be! :D

Invites I'd love to send.

Considering it's my party this weekend, here's:

Invites I Wish I Could Send!

( Invites under here... )

If you didn't think I was a raging sex-starved pervert before... then you just weren't paying attention!

Mum on the Evil!Spa:

"You weren't in that sperm soup that they call a spa, were you?"

-- Mum, trying to ascertain whether I was in any circumstance to make me pregnant, as I've been nauseous all week. (It's cause of my flu, actually!)