Oh Pippin... you know I only love you.
Everyone, I have a Mental!Pippin. When I fall in love with a fictional character, they come to life in my brain, and I think about them, and they kinda get their own personality. Particularly when I write them (I've been writing this crappy little LOTR fic, it's not something I'm proud of, but I just had to write something to fix up the end to the series - I just couldn't stop crying, okay?). Anyway, I had a dream about Pippin (as I often do) and he was very weird with me because he was like, he didn't believe me when I told him I loved him the most. Even more than Frodo. (The truth is I love him and Frodo the same and I guess he knows it cause he lives in my head. Let's just say he's not happy about it.) I then decided to prove it to him. What a chore. Sounds like a set up to a really lame porn, huh? (Er... not that I get to watch those thanks to my puritan mother who won't even let me access pages with the word 'fuck' in them). Anyhoo, my bestestestest mate Kimmy (Azina) sent me this link, and I got this in it:
I love to FROLIC with the elves
Bizarro. I mean, I don't even like, LUST after Legolas that much. I mean he's hot - no girl could deny it, but Pippin sets my heart on fire with his humour and his affection and his laid-back charm. Oh, and the accent. (Got to love the accent. I go feral for the accent. I want to rip his clothes apart and make mad hobbit love to him - I'd only screw him if I were a hobbit myself see, it's called SCALE issues (which most sicko slashers don't understand. You HEAR me, cross species slashers?! You're SICK! :P)) The weirdest thing is I keep getting this after I wake from a dream where I was piggy-backing... er... pick-a-backing Legolas back to front. Yes, that means I had him between my legs and he was holding onto my butt and I was hanging off him from the front. Let's just say he's not stupid. I was charming him and giggling and looking at him all sweetly (which is bizarre cause I LOVE PIP!), and he just looks at me and goes, "Do you want to kiss me?" Like it was making him impatient or something. So I figure, okay, and snog him one. Erm, it was kinda cooh.
But in this quiz I got either Legolas or Merry (blech). My sister Tina got Sam. bAHAHAHAHA. We all know though - I love Pippin. So I'm going to keep taking that frigging test till I get him!
Oh... the other one didn't have Pippin. Whoops. Here's our version, PippinGirls!
http://quiz.oishikatta.com/fellow/rabidfangirlversion.html
We love him. Yup. Happy Pippin?
Pippin: [getting a fat head] I get meh owwn. I'm special.
You got it baby.
I got Pippin and you didn't!
I love to FROLIC with the elves
Bizarro. I mean, I don't even like, LUST after Legolas that much. I mean he's hot - no girl could deny it, but Pippin sets my heart on fire with his humour and his affection and his laid-back charm. Oh, and the accent. (Got to love the accent. I go feral for the accent. I want to rip his clothes apart and make mad hobbit love to him - I'd only screw him if I were a hobbit myself see, it's called SCALE issues (which most sicko slashers don't understand. You HEAR me, cross species slashers?! You're SICK! :P)) The weirdest thing is I keep getting this after I wake from a dream where I was piggy-backing... er... pick-a-backing Legolas back to front. Yes, that means I had him between my legs and he was holding onto my butt and I was hanging off him from the front. Let's just say he's not stupid. I was charming him and giggling and looking at him all sweetly (which is bizarre cause I LOVE PIP!), and he just looks at me and goes, "Do you want to kiss me?" Like it was making him impatient or something. So I figure, okay, and snog him one. Erm, it was kinda cooh.
But in this quiz I got either Legolas or Merry (blech). My sister Tina got Sam. bAHAHAHAHA. We all know though - I love Pippin. So I'm going to keep taking that frigging test till I get him!
Oh... the other one didn't have Pippin. Whoops. Here's our version, PippinGirls!
http://quiz.oishikatta.com/fellow/rabidfangirlversion.html
We love him. Yup. Happy Pippin?
Pippin: [getting a fat head] I get meh owwn. I'm special.
You got it baby.
I got Pippin and you didn't!
