70s music - less sexy that you'd imagine.

[logansrogue]

Okay, so totally funny story, peoples. I was getting jiggy with my beau, and his housemate came home, so he put on the radio in his room to block out any sounds. He didn't know what station to put it on, and the only one I could think of is a retro radio station called 1080 6iX. It was having a 70s music night.

Do you know how hard it is to screw to ABBA?! Mama Mia?! And I actually was going at it to RHINESTONE COWBOY. Never, ever in my life did I imagine that I'd be enjoying amourous relations with someone while listening to a GLEN CAMPBELL SONG. My boyfriend thought it was absolutely hilarious, and he kept teasing me about my radio station choice.

Then Barry White came on, but it was less sexy than I'd hoped. Every time Barry started talking, I felt like a) I was stuck in a bad porno, b) that he was watching me and my boyfriend do it, was getting turned on and was narrating our progress.

So, that's my evening, everyone. I hope your weekend has been just as amusing and fun!

Comments

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Dude, I tried that tonight! Not the Scream award thing, the being done from behind. Like, I'd always done front-on positions, mainly because I like kissing while doing it but HOLY SHIT the places you can reach that way! I think I'm a bit of a convert!

[boomstick.livejournal.com]

Right? I also like what we call "lazy-fucking", which is getting it from behind while he lie on our sides. Leaves the hands free, and if you're a bit bendy you can still lean back to kiss!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Hmm, that sounds like fun. I'm going to have to read up on different positions, just to keep things exciting. :D

I've also been enjoying the chocolate flavoured condoms he accidentally bought. :D

[boomstick.livejournal.com]

Do they REALLY taste like chocolate? I've noticed that a lot of chocolate flavored things taste weird!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Uhm, if there's a bit of a sweet lube on there at the same time, yes, it tastes a bit chocolatey, with a hint of latex. On it's own the latex flavour is much stronger, though.