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Ep 10
- So if Roy has this mirikuru shit in his blood, won't he be stronger than Oliver?
- I'm sad Slade is losing his firkin' mind.
- That's right, Felicity, you tell Oliver what a fucking turd he's being!
- Felicity, I love your feminist verve.
- EEEH DIGGLE!
- Roy is now super guy.
- I'm glad to see a show where the lead hero respects his "sidekicks" so much, especially Felicity.

Ep11
- I love the way Manu Bennett says "Vigilante". Hehehe. Vigi-lah-ntee!
- More Sebastian stuff.
- I don't buy him being Hispanic. He looks too Northern European.
- Wow. Sara is a dips hit. Trusting a dude that point-blank killed a girl.
- Laurel really loves those pills.
- Oliver's voice under the voice-alterer thing sounds SO doofy
- Why does Laurel never drink her pills down? They're not tic-tacs. Opiates stick to your throat. I know.
- Why do men's power fantasies always involve deep growly voices?
- Wow. The world is raining shit down on Laurel.

Ep12

- You- you couldn't walk around normally with metal embedded in your body like that. Not only does it hurt like fucking hell, but the body has reactions to foreign bodies and you get ill.
- Slapping water is so stupid.
- Laurel's house is messy because she can't afford a new housekeeper. She's currently unemployed. WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY, LADY?! JESUS.
- Aha, Krycek! RUN!
- Laurel's totally lost her shit.
- Not!Wolverine just pinned you, bro.
- Oliver, you had about 50 seconds to convince Roy to destroy the bomb. You spent 33 seconds on drama. You. Dipshit.
- One punch? That was all it took? Okaaaay.
- Oh Laurel, you a mess.

Ep 13

- I'm not entirely sure who this brutal brunette is, but I like her.
- See, I wasn't that impressed when Oliver did those hoppy-bar arm things, but when Sara does it? Woah baby.
- Alex Kingston's hair is so amazing. I am in love with her. And her hair.
- HOT LESBIANS KISSING. YES. THANK YOU JEBUS!
- Ah, I figured that's who she is. She's f'n hot.

Ep14

- Okay, so Sara and Oliver are together. I cannot tell you how much I hate that idea. I know she's Black Canary and he's Green Arrow so kismet, but the way they wrote it, especially this season, has set it up for, "Everything everyone does screws Laurel." And I know Laurel is a pain in the ass sometimes, but she was set up in the first season as one of the most important female characters. I hate what Oliver/Sara does to the narrative, to Sara, to Felicity. It turns Felicity into a cute tagalong crushing on Oliver, it turns Sara into Love!Interest, and it sets up for a fucksplosion that Laurel can only come out of second best. Never mind the alcoholism/pills/depression subplot with Laurel (is it pills or is it booze? Make up your fucking mind, writers).
- I hate you right now, Oliver. How dare you get angry at your Mum for keeping that secret. She was trying to do the right fucking thing. Fuck.
- Oh right. Sara can do everything. She can do lab work and computer work. Right. Fuck you, writers, nobody is that smart.
- You totally deserved that, Sara. Poor fucking Laurel. Bringing Oliver there? Fucking dipshit.
- OH MY GOD FUCK YOU, OLIVER. DO NOT BLAME HER FOR HER ADDICTIONS. SHE IS GENETICALLY PREDISPOSED TO ADDICTIONS WHICH, I MAY ADD, BECOME MORE OF A PROBLEM WHEN EXPOSED TO STRESSORS. STRESSORS WHICH YOU INTRODUCED TO HER LIFE. SO YES, IT IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT, ASSHOLE.
- NO. YOU DO NOT LOVE HER. YOU DO NOT FUCK HER SISTER AND THEN TELL HER THAT YOU WERE FOLLOWING AFTER HER AND LOVING HER. YOU ABUSIVE SCHMUCK!
- I'm glad Laurel and Sara made up. They're good characters.
- AIEEE. BABY LESBIAN IS THE DOOD'S DAUGHTER!
- AHAHAHAHA SUCKED IN OLIVER. TEAM!SLADE

Episode 15

- AHAHAHA. AHAHAHAHHA. I LOVE SLADE. AHAHAHAHA. EVEN MOIRA IS AGAINST OLIVER. AND BECAUSE OF THE NARRATIVE CHOICES THE WRITERS MADE I DON'T CARE! BWAHAHAHAHA!
- I'm so tired of "Oliver works out" montages.
- Okay, time for Roy to shine.
- Oliver. You are so fucking stupid. No, it's not your fault Shado died because YOU DIDN'T SHOOT THE GUN. Have you NO idea how victim/perpetrator shit works? Fuck me flat.
- See, THIS is what you get for making everything about YOU, Oliver. Dumbfuck.
- Gotta have ALL the women. Gotta be the hero. Gotta be responsible for everyone. And this is what you get, dipfuck!
- Nice eyehole CGI.

Ep 16

- The curly hair looks good on Diggle's not-Ex.
- A crime fighting team of Diggles and Ex? I would watch a whole TV show of that.
- Kadir's hot.
- Wow, Oliver. You're such a dick, even the Russian mafia hates you.
- I am SOoooo tired of the "Noble hero tells woman to stay away from him cause it's too dangerous" crap. YAWN.
- Laurel deserves a fucking medal. She is my favourite person in this entire fucking show, outside of her Dad, Diggle and Felicity. Oh and Roy and the Baby Lesbian.

Ep 17

- Oliver, seriously, WHY are you such a consistent fuckstick? Go and tell the volatile super powered man he can't see the ONE person that stops him from going mental. It'll end *so*well.
- Okay, so I was so absorbed with the interplay between Laurel, The Huntress and Sara that I forgot to write about the episode as I went.
- So Dipshit McGee (otherwise known as Oliver) creates more heartache and continues to lie to people and now Thea is kidnapped. GOOD ONE, MONDO FUCKO!

Ep 18

- I think Stephen's pecs look weird. I'm sure he's a lovely bloke but he's not my cuppa tea. I feel bad though, that hey's playing such a jackass.
- Wow. Oliver and his Mum are such self-involved pricks that they don't even realise Thea is missing. It's the NEXT fucking day, you assholes!
- Moira is coming off as a Republican. Jesuuus.
- Oh look, Oliver! You distanced Thea from Roy, her SUPERPOWERED BOYFRIEND and now she's in deep shit with YOUR ex-buddy-boy. GOOD ONE, DICKHEAD!
- Roy just walked out. Don't blame him, really. GOOD JOB, IDIOT!
- Thea is fucked up. YAY FOR LIES! >:-[ This is why the "Lying to the poor wimmens to protect them" shit is STUPID.
- And now poor Mr. Lance is arrested. YOUR RECORD OF SHIT CONTINUES, OLIVER!
- Deathstroke really is a brilliant villain. All the good writing effort went into him, I think.
- Diggles and Felicity are more than he deserves, really.
- AHAHAHA. You tell her, Deathstroke. You tell her he's the Arrow. I love this guy.

Ep 19

- I zoned out. Why is Deathstroke in the Green Arrow Lair?
- Laurel puts it all together because Laurel isn't fucking STUPID.
- Those shaky IKEA wire racks are, like, the WORST thing to keep liquor in.
- Summer Glau? Under thirty?! SNORT. She's in her early 30s. She's beautiful, but she looks it.
- ARRGH! MR. LANCE! AAARGH!
- When Manu Bennett is angry, he has the same look as my cat has when I wake her from sleep and her face is mussed up. That's a pretty amazing amount of hatred to channel. I'm impressed, Manu.
- Mr. Lance is far too fuckin' nice to Oliver. You owe him so much, you frat fuck.
- Thea, have you not learned your lesson? ALLEYWAYS BAD!
- Of course it's Roy. Who he wouldn't have lost track of if he wasn't such a royal dipshit. GOOD ONE!
- This really is a litany of how Oliver's fuck ups come back to bite him in the ass. I'd be laughing if it wasn't for the massive collateral damage to characters I actually like.
- Oh, Diggles. YOU ARE THE BEST MAN IN THE UNIVERSE AND I LOVE YOU.
- Jesus. So he could have given the cure to Slade and he didn't, he decided to try to kill him instead. YOU ARE A COLOSSAL FUCK-UP, OLIVER!
- Yeah I could see Thea's walk-out coming.
- Oh great. Now Summer Glau's insufferable character is super powered.

Ep 20

- Colton Haynes really does have a sublime mouth.
- That "past" wig for Oliver is really doofy. They need some drag queens to do their wigs for 'em.
- He has everything and he's unhappy and mopey? What a jerk.
- OH MYGOD I HATE OLIVER SO MUCH. HE'S PISSING AND MOANING ABOUT GETTING A GIRL PREGNANT AND SAYING HIS LIFE IS OVER? *HIS* FUCKING LIFE? HE WON'T BE THE ONE CARRYING A FUCKING WATERMELON INSIDE HIS PELVIS WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE. HE WON'T HAVE TO RAISE IT! WHAT A FESTERING PUSTULE! I HATE HIM SO MUCH! HE IS RICH AND PRIVILEGED. PAY HER CHILD SUPPORT AND STOP WHINING, FUCK-MONKEY!
- I gotta give it to Stephen Amell - his ass looks fine in those green leather pants.
- You know, the moment where Moira tells him she knows is surprisingly touching.
- Moira's evil. Brilliant, but evil.
- "I care about you too much to be with you." SEE HOW MUCH IT SUCKS, OLIVER?
- Moira just got fridged. Wow. Fuck you, Arrow writers. That was completely unnecessary.

Ep 21

- Oh JESUS. His own fucking manpain made him miss HIS MOTHER'S FUCKING FUNERAL?!
- I love Laurel's "I am being nice to you but I so don't buy your bullshit" face.
- So Oliver goes off on the ran-tan right when his family is in danger? Mum, dead, friends all sitting ducks to a super-powered psychopath? Lovely. There better be a damned good excuse for this.
- Now the prick is suicidal.
- Laurel is so awesome. You'd be screwed without her, Oliver. You better thank all the Gods in the sky for her every night.
- "Bitch with wi-fi." I LOVE YOU, FELICITY.
- AHAHAHAHAHAHA! SUMMER GLAU'S COSTUME! IT'S SO BAD! SHE LOOKS SO TERRIBLE! AHAHAHAHA! HER FACE IS ALL SQUISHED AND HER HEAD LOOKS LIKE A PUMPKIN! AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Ep 22

- Go on. Drop another fucking building on Laurel, you shitwit.
- AHAHAHAHHHAHA SUMMER GLAU STILL LOOKS FUCKING STUPID!
- Feliciy 1, Pumpkin Queen 0
- Like, didn't make-up and wardrobe go, "Wait, this mask-head-thing is WAY wide and looks comical, and it's pushing down on her cheeks and making her look like a squashed up angry chipmunk." It is really HARD to get Summer Glau to look scary or menacing. Her whole schtick with River Tam in Firefly was because she looked like a frail, doe-eyed girl. And she wasn't. You can't turn a frail doe-eyed girl into a lady Deathstroke.
- A really lovely moment between Sara and Laurel. While the city BURNS but never mind.
- 80s Guy Blood is going to steal the serum. I can just see it happening.
- Felicity is so much more than Oliver deserves. When he's not being a 9 carat schmuck, I am okay with him. But only in that it makes my girls happy.
- And now he's playing lab rat with Roy. *manic laugh*
- Phew.
- Oh, I phewed too soon.
- Oh. Well done, Thea! You've got more guts than your stupid brother, at any rate. Not that Merlyn would be dead.

Ep 23.

- Diggles' ex wife is so awesome.
- And Nyssa is back too. Awww yeah. God damn she's sexy.
- You survive a crucible, Roy, you get your own dinky mask.
- AHAAA that stupid MASK AGAIN. Oh, Summer, you poor wretch. You look ridiculous.
- "I can't get close enough to Slade to hit him with the cure." Well, maybe instead of STABBING people with arrows, you can use your fucking BOW.
- *squint* Oliver... He don't love Felicity! He must be fucking with her.
- Obviously this is the part of the episode where everyone tells someone they love them. Fuuuuck me flat.
- O swear, this show is such a fucking soap opera. "Congratulations Mr. Diggle, you're going to be a father!" Is that supposed to make him angry or something? LOL!
- See, I knew he was fucking around.
- Yup. Sara's deciding her own fate. Of killing indiscriminately for cash and gorging herself on Arabian poonanny.
- Laurel looks great in the jacket.
- Thea has really nice handwriting. But the poor girl done lost her mind. Good job, IDIOT!
- As the story of those five years gets more and more elaborate, I get less and less interested. Yet I will still probably watch when the new season starts.

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